What if Ishiro Honda made a cheap Godzilla ripoff for Japanese television that was quickly recut into a feature length motion picture? Would you believe me if I told you the result was not very good? That it does nothing to set itself apart from the movie it’s copying? Well, as can be said for pretty much every Honda monster film, the special effects by Eiji Tsuburaya are the star, even if Varan himself ends up looking like Godzilla’s brother from another mother.
A pair of entomologists go into what is called the Tibet of Japan, a remote region in the inner mountains of the nation, where a butterfly only known to live on mainland Asia has been found. Does this butterfly have anything to do with the inevitable monster? Nope. We do get a knowing wink at the audience when one of them says that it’s too early for monsters as they drive out from the small village, so that’s nice, knowing that Honda and his writer Shinichi Sekizawa are savvy enough to know not to reveal their monster too early. Anyway, the pair are killed in mysterious circumstances, mostly after they feel an earthquake that isn’t an earthquake. This sends the sister of one of them, Yuriko (Ayumi Sonoda), to their lead professor, Dr. Sugimoto (Koreya Senda), and attaches herself to the expedition to investigate what happened. The investigation seems to be one person, Motohiko (Fumindo Matsuo), until Yuriko joins which then convinces Kenji (Kozo Nomura), another entomologist, to join. So, that’s weird. Anyway.
They go to the village, learn that the locals worship a god named Baradagi, and insist on investigating despite the warnings. They end up chasing after a small boy who is, in turn, chasing after his dog, and awaken the wrath of Baradagi. Of course, there are efforts to properly categorize this monster, labeling him as Varanapode, hence the name Varan, which is de rigeur at this point in these films, but thankfully it doesn’t last too long.
However, the film jumps right into the whole, “Japan must use all of its terrifying military might to destroy this thing that was being all alone and isolated until scientists stuck their nose in a place they were told not to go.” You know, for a genre of films that almost deify scientists, it’s the scientists who start most of the problems. The overall theme is, however, a plea for responsible science, but the scientists who start things never seem to learn a lesson and often are strategizing how to create larger weapons (never nuclear) to defeat the thing that they started. It’s weird.
Anyway, irritating Varan just leads to him deciding to fly away (he has flying squirrel-like wings which seem insufficient for flight, but whatever, at least we don’t have 3 minutes explaining it), and he heads towards Tokyo. The military has to get on alert to fight it off, and we have our standard look at how conventional weapons have no effect. They must come up with another weapon! Well, good thing that Kenji has developed an explosive that burns twenty times hotter than TNT! (But no nuclear, remember, nuclear burns a whole lot hotter than that.) They have to use it! But it isn’t effective! They have to find another way!
Seriously, this is just rote. There’s nothing particularly interesting about anything that happens. The characters are, again, threadbare, having something close to stories around them that are mostly ignored (Kenji and Yuriko become an item, I guess, not that it matters). The plotting is just standard giant monster stuff. The highlight is, once again, Eiji Tsuburaya’s special effects. Sure, Varan is essentially Godzilla with some fleshy stuff under his arms, spikes along his spine, and the ability to crawl on all-fours, but he’s decently realized and looks pretty good on screen. The destruction is always nice to see, the embrace of miniatures making it all the more adorable, and there’s a good amount of it towards the end.
It’s just that there’s nothing else of interest to really talk about. The story around it isn’t so much horribly handled as just boringly repeated. The characters are largely just there. The performers do what they can, but they have so little to do that they don’t really make an impression. At least Varan himself looks decent as he stomps on tiny buildings.
That’s something.
Rating: 1.5/4
David Vining, Author 